Hello! The exact point of this journal, well, series of journals is for entertainment purposes only. If it offends you, so sorry about that.
So, because this is the first of many, I have to go over how this works.
This is a CinemaSins parody, if you'd like to know who that is, click the following link. m.youtube.com/user/CinemaSins
+ A plus is adding a sin, a sin is generally a problem, or a flaw.
- A minus is taking away a sin, this is generally when something is good happens.
+# or -# will be adding or subtracting more sins.
I will tag five people, these are people who I think should do this activity, just for a bit of fun.
The people I tag can do this once, I do this multiple times, starting it after all. Unless they want to do it too. And it's not mandatory. Just for fun. :3
Anyone else can join in anyway.
January 23rd, 2017
+ Morning announcements tell our first lunch children to pick up after themselves.. Seriously?? They're 6th and 7th graders! Grow the f*ck up!
+ A kid named Loren thinks she has a twin, you're only twins if you have the same mother.
+ Loren disgusts me with mammalian bodily fluids.
+ A kid looks pale compared to what he normally looks like, obvious sickness is obvious. He claims he has the flu too, soooo, why did his parents send him to school?
+3 Ebola jokes. Which is rather racist, considering Africa is suffering an outbreak of said sickness.
+100 Loren rapping.
+200 Two of my peers dabbed.
-5 Mrs. Cheese.
+1000 Loren wants to where a bikini. Ew..
+10 Loren sings.
+10 Moar singing.
+10 She won't stop.
+ A kid attempts to argue through sarcasm.
+300 Loren sighs wistfully at me. The f*ck?? (A little side note: my heart belongs to someone else anyway. She knows who she is. :3)
+ Loren spoils Rogue One. Even though I've already seen it. It's still a bit of an idiotic move.
+ Loren attempts an argument.
+5 Everyone is strangely concerned with me resting my arm.
+ Cat socks.
+2 Also, I'd like to point out that class was interrupted.. For cat socks.
-5 Teachers end up making me laugh. I am not human.
+ Dammit! Stuck by stereotype children in science class!
+2 Unfortunately, they're idiots.
+ There are layers for fossils, you want to know what else has layers? Ogres.
+ The girl that sits next to me has an arm that says it's the property of some of her friends, I believe they are exploiting free hand jobs out of her, or she wants to give hand jobs.. Whichever.
+ Other kid with my name is an idiot.
+ The kid next to me does not know what grammar is.
+ The same kid thinks haircuts are suddenly a trend.
+ 14 year old that is not me thinks that it's unfortunate to be sober, of drinking.
+ Pencil Sex(tm).
20+ "I'm gonna be known as the girl who died eating lead."
+ Forever alone "Oldest Rock" sticky note.
-5 "I'm stupid," minus 5 sins for this kid telling the truth.
+ We interrupt science class to bring you Shark Tale.
+100 More dabbing.
+ Still stuck with stereotypes.. Dammit!
Total sins: 1866
Sentence: Fish with fingers.
January 24th, 2017
+20 kids talk about getting tattoos, it's frowned upon by many.
+3000 Kid breaks the law, via foraging her parent's signature.
+20 Kid wants prison tattoos.
+ Stripper glitter in a purple drink. She called it "health food."
+200 Kid drinks the glitter.
+3,000 The kid insulted the DL (Disabled Learning) students.
+20 "My mouth's been in a lot of v*ginas." - Actual thing said by 8th grader.
+ The person who said this had stuck gum on my history text book.
+ Again, the person who said and did this also smells of smoke.
+ Popping tongues in class.
+ Kids laugh over nothing.
+300 8th grader has no idea what a pentagon is.
+ Another kid replies with 7 sides.
+ Someone flips off in the middle of a silent math class.
+3 Three kids have the exact same hair style.
+3 "I mean I would have, but I forgot." Great excuse kiddo.
-5 Really annoying kid says "Yes, ma'am." Minus 5 sins for actually being polite, whether it was sincere or not.
- Hey, he's actually keeping his word! Good boy!
No "you're welcome" after someone hands me a paper I dropped, but at least he handed it to me.
+ kid twiddles his finger in a sexual manner.
+5 kid "gives up" and doesn't finish his homework.
+ "Make sure they're nice and long," penis jokes, but of course.
Total sins: 6,673
Sentence: D*cks under the table.
Altogether sins: 8539